Nothing happened at dinner, but compared with the original, life is also quite interesting. It is really interesting to teach Bao to talk and know things while eating. After all, Bao is cute and cute, and he especially likes to laugh. Those two little tiger teeth grow up to be absolutely fascinating. The stunner often makes Ding Hammer hate that he is not a few years younger …
"In this way, we will stick to the plan." The ham went to the hammer chest while sleeping, and continued to chatter. "We will go out before dawn, and then install and debug everything. Then I will lead Bai Fei after you come and buy the bag. Then you will step on the trigger, and then we will run to the side to watch the performance. Rest assured that Bai Fei can’t save him and watch his energy erupt."
"Well … what if I hurt Bai Fei?" Don’t worry about the hammer asked, "that’s the goddess of my dreams …"
"That’s your business." Sausage said, "Anyway, it’s your goddess, not me."
Fixed hammer zheng a grabbed is turned away from the ham leg "you give me, and so on! What do you mean? You mean Bai Fei as bait? "
Just then, the bag next to the bed was so noisy that it turned over, slapped the hammer on the chest and made a "dong" sound. The hammer was shot on the chest and it was black at the moment, and I almost didn’t spit blood …
"Darling … this girl is strong enough …" The hammer rubbed his chest and moved his bag hand and dragged the ham to his side. "You make it clear to me."
"Don’t say anyway, the timing is your own. You want to accidentally hurt Bai Fei. It’s your own business. Get out! Don’t touch my leg! "
After that, the ham sausage got in from the quilt and rolled several times, and then it got from the hammer to the bag, just like a sulking child.
"Why do you say you are acting like a child? What did I do to you?" The hammer is also inexplicable. "I can sleep."
Chapter 7 Sausage Revenge ()
Although the ham sausage and the hammer were a little unhappy last night, these two guys belong to the kind of heartless guy who wakes up at four o’clock in the morning at the same time after a night, and then they are very tacit.
And after pulling up the bag to coax her to pee and wash her face, although it is already 4: 20, the sky is still gray. There is nothing outside except a few shadows. This cat just sleeps and the dog is most suitable for people who do bad things like Dinghammer.
"Nobody hurry up"
The hammer quickly flashed into the broken car of Uncle Sloppy, who forcibly occupied the building. After hammering once, the broken car was never returned to the uncle Sloppy. According to the hammer, when will he return home? Moreover, he claimed that the car had been transformed into a mobile package, and it was really not a big problem to add his creativity and ham sausage technology.
It’s the first time for ham sausage to do such a bad thing, and it seems very nervous to jump into the car at ordinary times. That’s called being smooth, but today, when I followed the hammer, my forehead rolled against the door and screamed for a while before being held by the hammer and thrown into the car.
"Are you drunk?"
The hammer started the car and looked down at the ham sausage. "It’s quite amazing to see you jump at ordinary times. Are you dizzy from eating shit today?"
Next to the package also gloated clap hands haha laughed "stupid cat! Stupid cat! "
"Shut up! Everybody shut up! I am nervous! " The ham and intestines rubbed their heads. "I’m a good man …"
"I don’t know who gave a bad move yesterday, okay? Are you teasing the monkeys? " Put the hammer into gear and go away
And not long after he left, the window on the second floor of their dilapidated building was gently drunk by the sloppy uncle and threw cigarette butts. After watching the hammer disappear in the darkness before Li, they silently sighed and fell into a dirty bed and fell asleep.
It wasn’t long before Dinghammer came to the small park where daily bags were sold and arranged for them to eat. After Dinghammer, they arranged with ham sausage to finish today.
When arranging the simple equipment, the ham suddenly looked up and asked, "Did you feel someone staring at us when you came out just now?"
"Don’t scare me into not buying that. You don’t want to give me a fucking retreat after spending so much money and so much time!" Fixed hammer eyes a stare, "I’ve seen it before and after when I came out, not to mention people, and there’s not a hair on their dicks."
Ham sausage suddenly jumped up with a warning, took a claw and hammered his face hard. "Don’t swear! Eat my dogmatic punishment! "
Before his words were finished, he was ready to hammer, and he had handfuls of ham and sausage in his hand. "I want to depilate your uncle, right?" Mom is forcing the old man to make a big ticket today! "
With that, the hammer stuffed the ham sausage into the big pocket on the chest of his apron, walked to the side of the car, and took out the car pool from the inside.
"hey! You’re crazy! You will have an accident! " The ham is struggling, but the arm can’t twist the thigh. It can shout, "Too much power! It’s too big! Something will happen! "
With a hammer and a cold hum, I lifted the ham sausage to the level of my face and bit my back molar and said, "Did you think that something would happen when they were playing with the big bang yesterday?" Grandpa was forced to chop people up at the age of sixteen. It’s really not a big deal! "
It’s really nothing to say that you can shrink into a ball by being hammered. Nai said, "Then you should be careful not to give away the clues. If you don’t die, it’s easy. If you die, you will be put to death if it is discovered that it is my prohibited technology."
"So exaggerated?" Ding hammer’s heart shrank when he heard this. "What?"
"Because my dad is forced to sell bags because he has mastered this variable technology and threatened the life status of those super soldiers." Sausage seems to be aggrieved by his dad. "If my dad’s energy collider makes these super soldiers, it is unnecessary. So many people didn’t kill him …"
Fixed hammer nodded and bowed his head and rubbed his ham head. "You’re the only family left. Don’t worry, that’s what I mean."
Just as he was talking, Bao was indignant and went to Ding Hammer’s side, holding the bag, frowning and disgruntled, pulling at Ding Hammer’s skirts and pointing to himself.
"You little thing … you can hear it so small." Ding Hammer rubbed his soft short hair. "And you both."
After everything is arranged, the sky is already bright, and wild flowers and dog tail grass grow around the park near the wall. According to the method taught by Dinghammer, she cheerfully weaves garlands, while Dinghammer is full of tension, sweat and fried ham, and the number of people buying bags next to it is gradually increasing. Dinghammer is bought early because of nervousness and frequent change. Old people learn a good joke from children.
"It’s six o’clock." The hammer looked at it and let go. The alarm clock shook and said, "One."
Sure enough, his voice just fell and Bai Fei appeared in the fixed hammer field of vision as usual with white movement, gentle ponytail expression and smiling mouth.
"Hi Ding Hammer" Bai Fei greeted Ding Hammer from afar. "As usual, add an extra meat bag. I picked up a stray puppy yesterday, so it’s only a slap in the face. Is one bag enough?"
Fixed hammer bathing in the morning light, as always, the beautiful goddess didn’t know what to say at the moment, so that she could rub her sweaty hands on both sides of her pants until they were red and hot.
"hey!" Bai Fei looked in a good mood today and waved his hand in front of the hammer. "Hey, what do you think? Help me with my bag! Hurry up! "
This greeting is the nail on the head. He hurriedly lifted the drawer and Bai Fei took the bag. At ordinary times, he didn’t dare to talk to Bai Fei. He was more restrained today because he was nervous. He was stopped when he packed nearly ten bags for Bai Fei.
"There’s something wrong with you today," Bai Fei played his hand. "I can’t finish eating so much. What’s wrong with you?"
Say that finish Bai Fei cocked his head and looked at the old car behind the hammer. "Wow, where did you get a limited amount of Lampard? This car has been discontinued for many years and has a valuable market. "
Ding hammer looked back at a dry smile. "Borrow a friend … I can’t see the car. How can you see it at a glance?"
"I like cars. This car is the last family car masterpiece designed by Lampard, the chief designer of Lampard Company, fifteen years ago. After his death, Lampard Company was split into three companies according to his will. Have you heard of it?"
Ding hammer silently shook his head and smiled awkwardly. "I … I have no education. I really don’t know."
"Kano War Machinery Company, Pete Heavy Industries Group and Judy Special Equipment Company belong to the world-famous super military enterprises. Kano is specialized in manufacturing weapons for super soldiers. Pete is the manufacturer of war colossus. Judy is one of only three companies in the world that manufacture super soldiers communicators."
Today, Bai Fei seems to be in a good mood and patient enough to explain to the clown that he can’t understand and is very happy.